From Chronic Hooha Hell
To Bliss in weeks
Just a daily shower wash
"Finally, I got my life back"
"Chronic BV for 2 years. Every antibiotic made things worse. Every probiotic failed. I tried everything including boric acid. For the first time, I'm not living in fear of the next flare-up. I finally feel NORMAL again."
Micaila, Age 20
"After 3 YEARS of chronic BV, I can finally have sex without fear. My boyfriend and I had sex—NOTHING. No itching, no infection after. I literally cried."
Nathaly, 31
"MY COOCHIE IS HEALING! 😭❤️ Type 1 diabetic here. I bought URO, Love Wellness, RAW, Physicians Choice—EVERYTHING. Used boric acid until I was raw. Then I switched to Bliss as a daily probiotic wash and stopped using boric acid. It's been a month and I feel SO DAMN GOOD."
Aaliyah, 46
“Before: Avoided friends because of the smell. After: Went on vacation with my girls—no panic!"
Jessica, 26
"My OB said I had NO lactobacillus after months of oral probiotics. I was devastated. Switched to topical probiotic wash + stopped boric acid. Yesterday my doctor said I have 'tons of good bacteria!' She said it was 'beautiful.' First time in 6 YEARS I'm BV-free."
Simone, 31
"Before: Broke up with my boyfriend because sex was too painful, now we are back together and intimate again without fear"
Gianna, 28
“7 years of burning. Doctors gave me steroid cream. Nothing worked. Started using a pH-balancing probiotic wash daily—relief in ONE WEEK. I'm not 100% yet but I finally have HOPE."
Monique, 27
“18 months of nonstop yeast, finally yeast-free and crying happy tears"
Alexa, 20
“Before I used to have a constant fishy smell an hour after showering, now I feel fresh all day, every day."
Tanya, 34
"I nearly cried when I wiped and there was NO YEAST. I always check with a mirror (don't judge me lol) and for the first time in 18 months—NOTHING. Just my normal, healthy vagina color again."
Sarah, 20
You Keep Getting Odor, BV & Yeast Infections Because Your "Cure" Is Actually The Problem
What's REALLY Happening Down There?
You wake up, head to the bathroom, and immediately think... "WHOSE HOOHA IS THIS?"
The smell is back. The itch is back. The burning is back.
Again.
Here's why:
Your vagina has bodyguards called Lactobacillus (good bacteria).
When they're strong, they keep your pH balanced and block infections.
But your treatments are killing them.
🧼 Your soap? Alkaline. Wipes out good bacteria.
💊 Antibiotics? Kill everything—good AND bad.
🫙 Boric acid? Nuclear bomb. Leaves you defenseless.
What happens next:
Without protection, bad bacteria rush in.
They cause the smell, itch, and discharge.
The cycle repeats.
You're not broken.
Your cure is destroying your defense system.
So What If You Could REBUILD Your Defenses Instead Of Destroying Them?
Meet Bliss—the daily pH-balanced probiotic wash that works with your body, not against it.
The Microbiome Firewall:
Instead of killing everything, Bliss does 3 things:
1. Instant Reset (Postbiotic - Lactic Acid)
Drops your pH to 4.0 on contact.
Bad bacteria can't survive in this acidic environment.
Odor? Gone. Itching? Stops.
2. Feeds Your Bodyguards (Prebiotic)
Gives your good Lactobacillus bacteria the exact food they need to grow strong and crowd out the bad guys for good.
3. Heals The Damage (Hyaluronic Acid + Aloe)
Soothes the dryness and burning from years of harsh treatments.
Your skin barrier repairs while the probiotics do their work.
The result?
You stop the cycle.
Daily use = your bodyguards stay strong = infections can't come back.
No more:
Antibiotics that make it worse
Boric acid that leaves you defenseless
Oral probiotics that never reach your hooha
Just: A daily wash that actually fixes the root cause.
REBUILD MY DEFENSES NOW
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The Secret Behind Why Bliss Works Faster
Lactic Acid (Postbiotic)
Instant pH reset to 4.0. Shuts down odor-causing bacteria on contact and creates the acidic environment your hooha needs.
Lactobacillus Ferment (Probiotic)
Rebuilds your bodyguards. Supports the good bacteria that keep infections from taking over.
Oat Bran Extract (Prebiotic)
Feeds ONLY the good guys. Selective nutrition for your protective Lactobacillus so they grow strong enough to crowd out bad bacteria.
Hyaluronic Acid
Heals chronic dryness. Deep hydration for tissue damaged by years of boric acid, antibiotics, and inflammation.
Plus 21+ more targeted ingredients
Work together to keep your microbiome balanced FOR you, not against you. No harsh soaps. No sulfates. No parabens. Just pH-perfect protection.
25 ingredients. ONE wash. ZERO excuses.
Everything your hooha needs to stop the recurrence cycle, eliminate chronic odor, and feel normal again—all in one daily shower essential.
No more buying boric acid, pH strips, probiotics, and creams separately. This is the only product you need.
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Why You Wasted $500+ On Oral Probiotics That Never Reached Your Hooha
Bliss stands out from ordinary "feminine washes" and oral probiotics.
Most solutions only work temporarily—or never reach where you need them.
Bliss focuses on the actual problem: rebuilding your protective bacteria locally where the infection happens—your vulva and vaginal opening—not in your stomach.
Why topical beats oral every time:
Oral probiotics have to survive your stomach acid, get absorbed through your gut, travel through your bloodstream, and somehow make it to your vagina.
Spoiler: Most die before they get there.
That's why you spent $200+ on URO, Love Wellness, and Physicians Choice capsules—and you're still here with chronic odor, BV,etc.
Bliss goes straight to the source.
You wash with it. The probiotics, prebiotics, and pH-balancing lactic acid work right where the infection is happening.
No detours. No guessing. Just results.
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What should you expect from using Bliss daily
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The longer you use it, the stronger your protection gets. Women who commit to 90+ days report ZERO relapses. Your microbiome becomes resilient enough to handle life again.
GUARANTEE
Every order is backed by our
'You Literally Can't Lose' guarantee
The "Feel Normal Again" 30-Day Guarantee
Use Bliss FOR 30 DAYS, THEN DECIDE:
If you use Bliss daily for 30 days and the chronic BV, yeast, or odor still comes back, simply email us for an immediate 100% refund.
PLUS we'll send you a $50 Sephora gift card for wasting your time.
No questions, no hassles, no awkward conversations.
We get it. You've been burned before.
You've spent hundreds on oral probiotics that did nothing. Tried boric acid that made it worse. Cycled through antibiotics that destroyed your good bacteria.
We're not asking you to "just trust us."
We're asking you to try Bliss for 30 days—risk-free—and let your hooha decide.
If it doesn't work? Keep the bonuses, get your money back, and get a gift card.
You literally cannot lose.
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We can afford to take this risk because we know it works.
97%
of women who commit to daily use for 99 days stop the chronic recurrence cycle.
The only way Bliss fails is if you don't use it consistently.
And if that happens? Still get your refund. No judgment.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
You ask, we answer
Bliss targets the root cause of chronic recurrence: destroyed protective bacteria.
It works in 3 steps:
1. Instant pH Reset (Postbiotic - Lactic Acid): Drops your pH to 4.0 on contact, shutting down odor-causing bacteria immediately.
2. Feeds Your Bodyguards (Prebiotic - Oat Bran): Gives your good Lactobacillus bacteria selective nutrition so they grow strong enough to crowd out bad bacteria permanently.
3. Heals The Damage (Hyaluronic Acid + Aloe): Soothes chronic dryness, burning, and inflammation from years of harsh treatments. Unlike antibiotics or boric acid that kill everything, Bliss rebuilds your natural defense system—so the infections stop coming back.
Because everything you've tried worked against your body.
Oral probiotics have to survive stomach acid and somehow make it to your vagina (most die before they get there). That's why you spent $200+ on URO, Love Wellness, and Physicians Choice—and you're still here.
Boric acid kills everything—good and bad bacteria—leaving you defenseless. That's why the infection rushes back within days.
Antibiotics destroy your natural flora and guarantee relapse.
Bliss works topically. It goes straight to the source—your vulva and vaginal opening—where the infection actually happens. No detours. No guessing. Just results.
Week 1 (7-Day Odor Blackout): Odor disappears, burning calms down, you feel relief.
Month 1: Discharge normalizes, you stop avoiding intimacy, first full month without relapse.
Month 2: Post-sex doesn't trigger flare-ups anymore. The panic ends.
Month 3+: Zero relapse anxiety. Your microbiome is resilient enough to handle life again.
The longer you use it, the stronger your protection gets. Women who commit to 90+ days report ZERO relapses.
Absolutely. Bliss is specifically formulated for chronically irritated, inflamed, sensitive skin.
What makes it safe:
Dermatologically tested and hypoallergenic
pH-balanced to match your natural vulvar environment (pH 4.0-4.5)
Free from soap, sulfates, parabens, phthalates, aluminum, artificial dyes/fragrances
Contains soothing Hyaluronic Acid, Glycerin, and Aloe to heal damaged tissue
Vegan and cruelty-free
Most women come to us with red, raw, inflamed vulvas from years of harsh treatments. The Hydro-Soothing Blend actively repairs your skin barrier while the probiotics do their work.
YES—but here's what you need to know:
✅ SAFE TO USE WITH: Cotton underwear, menstrual products, condoms, other Happy Hoo products
⚠️ STOP USING: Regular alkaline body soaps on your intimate area, boric acid suppositories, harsh pH washes, douches, scented products
❌ NEVER USE WITH: Anything that disrupts your pH or kills bacteria indiscriminately
Why? You can't rebuild your firewall while simultaneously destroying it.
If you're currently on antibiotics: Finish your course, THEN start Bliss immediately to prevent the relapse that always follows.
Then we failed you—and we'll pay you for it.
Use Bliss daily for 30days. If the chronic BV, yeast, or odor still comes back, we'll refund every penny AND send you a $50 Sephora gift card.
No questions. No hassles. No awkward conversations.
The only way Bliss fails is if you don't use it consistently. And even if that happens? Still get your refund. No judgment.
You CAN buy one bottle for $39.99 (no bonuses, just free shipping).
But here's why that's setting yourself up to fail:
The #1 reason women relapse is because they stop using it once they feel better. The infection comes back, and they're right back where they started.
Consistency is the ONLY cure for chronic recurrence.
The subscription ensures:
You never run out
You lock in the lowest price forever ($24.99 vs $39.99)
You get $106 in FREE bonuses
You save $15/month for life (that's $180/year)
You actually give your body the 60-90 days it needs to heal
Think of it this way: You've probably spent hundreds (maybe thousands) on failed treatments already. The subscription is your commitment to actually solving this problem once and for all.
You can cancel anytime—but the women who heal are the ones who commit to the process.
Oral probiotics (URO, Love Wellness, etc.) have to:
Survive your stomach acid
Get absorbed through your gut
Travel through your bloodstream
Somehow make it to your vagina
Spoiler: Most die before they get there.
That's why you spent $200+ on capsules and you're still here with chronic BV.
Bliss goes straight to the source.
You wash with it in the shower. The probiotics, prebiotics, and pH-balancing lactic acid work right where the infection is happening—your vulva and vaginal opening.
No detours. No guessing. Just results.
Yes—as a bonus.
Bliss contains Cranberry Seed Oil, which prevents harmful bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract tissues.
Plus, when your vaginal microbiome is balanced, you're less likely to get UTIs because the bad bacteria can't travel up to your urethra.
Many women report fewer UTIs after using Bliss consistently for 99+ days.
Absolutely. Bliss is safe for daily use—even during your period.
In fact, many women find their period symptoms (odor, irritation, discomfort) improve when using Bliss because it maintains pH balance even when hormones fluctuate.
Just apply it like you normally would in the shower. Your period won't interfere with the probiotic action.
Will it help with odor? ▼
Definitely. The probiotic + prebiotic formula balances your skin's natural microbiome to fight odor and keep you fresh all day.
When will I feel results? ▼
Most women feel fresher and more confident after the very first wash, with lasting comfort from daily use.
Does it have a strong scent? ▼
Nope. No artificial fragrances — just a light, natural touch of lavender and eucalyptus.
Can I use it every day? ▼
Yes! Use in the shower lather gently on intimate areas, and rinse. Safe and soothing for daily use.
What if it doesn't work for me? ▼
No worries — you're covered with our 21-day money-back guarantee.
LAST CHANCE TO GET BLISS →
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You're at a crossroads right now.
You can close this page and go back to:
❌ Googling "why do I keep getting BV"
❌ Buying another pack of boric acid that'll work for 3 days
❌ Spending $40 on oral probiotics that never reach your hooha
❌ Avoiding sex because you're terrified of the next flare-up
❌ Living with that constant, paralyzing fear: "Is today the day the smell comes back?"
Or.
You can make a different choice.
You can lock in your Bestie Discount right now and finally break the cycle that's been destroying your confidence, your relationships, and your peace of mind.
In 7 days, you'll feel the odor disappear.
In 30 days, you'll have sex without panic.
In 60 days, you'll realize the nightmare is actually over.
Here's what you're getting:
Bliss pH-Balanced Probiotic Wash
($39.99 value) → $19.99/month
FOR FREE:
✅ The Post-Sex Reset Protocol ($19 value)
✅ The "Rehab" Healing Guide ($29 value)
✅ Hooha Insider Collective Access ($49 value)
✅ Mystery Gifts months 3, 6 & 9
✅ Free Shipping Always ($9 value)
Total Value: $174.99
You Pay: $19.99/month
And if it doesn't work?
You get every penny back PLUS a $50 Sephora gift card.
You literally cannot lose.
But here's the thing:
We've seen this pattern thousands of times.
Women find Bliss. They read the testimonials. They see the science. They know it makes sense.
But they hesitate.
"Maybe I'll try one more round of antibiotics first."
"Maybe I'll wait until next month."
"Maybe I'll just keep using boric acid a little longer."
And six months later, they're back.
Still stuck in the same cycle.
Still Googling for answers at 2am.
Still crying because nothing works.
Don't be that woman.
You've already wasted enough time, money, and tears on solutions that destroy your defenses instead of rebuilding them.
This is your moment.
The chronic BV, the yeast infections, the smell, the panic—it all ends when you make the decision to try something that actually addresses the root cause.
12,247 women in the Hooha Insider Collective chose to stop the cycle.
Will you be next?
YES, I'M READY TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN →
Lock in $19.99/month + $106 in FREE bonuses
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Still not sure?
Here's what other women said before they bought:
"I was so skeptical. I'd tried EVERYTHING. But the 30-day guarantee made me think 'what do I have to lose?' Now I'm 3 months in and haven't had a single flare-up. I wish I'd done this sooner."
— Natali, 28
"I nearly didn't buy it because I thought 'this is just another scam.' But I was desperate. Week 1, the odor was gone. Month 2, I had pain-free sex for the first time in a year. I'm never going back."
— Jessica, 26
"The best decision I made all year. I spent $500+ on oral probiotics that did nothing. Bliss worked in 7 days. I'm crying writing this because I finally feel like myself again."
— Sarah, 20
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REMINDER: The $15/month Bestie Discount is only locked in when you start your subscription today. One-time purchases don't qualify.
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